Robin Galloway Takes On a Podcast

Intern Gary and Neeps and Nips

Robin has learned he's going to prison!
Getting to know Intern Gary (podcast exclusive)
Alannah gets her neeps and titties out for Rabbie Burns.
Darvel is the greatest team the Dons has ever seen.
And Old Mrs Galloway calls Heinz about exploding soup croutons.

 

Farty listeners and well lubed aerosols

Another large helping of sweary Christmas songs. 
Listener John threatens Robin with colonic irrigation on the Pure Wind Up.
A listener farts down the phone and blames the windscreen wipers.
And the team interpret Paul McCartney's Pipes Of Peace.

 

Moist flaps and fizzy pilk

Rory bleeps random words from Christmas songs to make them rude.
Amanda gets wound up after a bin lorry hits her car.
Robin and the team try Pepsi mixed with milk and Deep Fry Tunnocks snowballs. 

Naked Robin and Deep Fried Christmas pudding

Robin gets pissed when the studio is hijacked by a pink and yellow blob.                                                                      Christmas pudding receives the deep fat fryer treatment.                                                                                                  Hector Brocklebank gets a crossed line with two fish wifies. And Lauren is a Pure fanny after turning up at the dog to the groomers - minus her dog.

Pure carol singers and the NED advent calendar

Do German Christmas markets sell mulled Irn Bru?

Rory has a crush on Shakin' Stevens and Alanis Morissette says Hiya in a camp Scottish accent.

Plus Robin calls a woman about inserting a live squirrel in her washing machine.

 

Budgies Tits and Willies

Radio's most infantile game returns - Is The Word. This week bush and tit.
We have a sticky solution for drivers using the Pure Radio car park.
Old Mrs Galloway calls WWF to rent a dolphin.
And Kate nearly breaks her legs attempting to win a Pure fanny of the week mug.

Ship names and C for cock

The most bleeped wind up ever.
The team guesses your relationship names. 
And Alannah calls her GP surgery during the show.

Humping dogs and bra music

Robin pulls out of hosting an awards ceremony.
Alannah likes it when dogs hump her leg and Rory has shares in Greggs.
Plus Lynne Hoggan blows way better than Alannah.

Small Penis and the jam roll

Alannah demonstrates some lamentable kazooing, Robin calls a recording studio to record an underwater album and Rory gets banned from Scotrail for possessing Arbroath smokies. 

Cock of the north and Alannah’s nuts

The team discover all Ed Sheeran's pals do the same job. 
Alannah deep fries her nuts while Rory calls The Water of Leith looking for beaver.
Robin winds up Lynne Hoggan about covering up her tattoo sleeve at work.