Robin Galloway Takes On a Podcast

Horton Or Norton And The Pillow Plumpers

The team bore the arse off listeners with their 'best bridges in Scotland' chat.
We play Horton Or Norton.
Deep Fat Fryday batters a Tim Horton's Breakfast Stack.
Intern Gary calls his GP live on air and Robin winds up an actual customer about his pishy DAB radio. 

Dick Blasen And The Edinburgh Doggers

Aussie Girl Rebecca has a potty mouth.
We play Get Yer Socks Off with intern Gary.
Pure Radio is hit by Cyber attackers. 
That time Robin Galloway tried to buy a snake on Gumtree.
And we Deep Fry Guinness chocolate for St Patricks Day.

Shagging Giraffes And The Cocaine Bear

How much time off work should you get when your pet dies?
Intern Gary's Five Word Movie quiz.
Alannah drinks water like a horse drinking from a trough.
Cecil calls a Craig Tara caravan guest about rowdy kids on the Pure Wind Up.
And we Deep fry a Pain au Chocolat. 
 

Hit And Run & Deep Fried Penguin

Ross from weekend breakfast plays Riff In A Lift,
Alannah twats Robins car with her 6 tonne backpack,
We find out Pure Radio is MASSIVE in India,
Robin gets twatted by a piano tuner,
Old Mrs Galloway calls the wrong Lloyds
and we deep fry a Penguin!!!

BAFTAs And Bollocknaise

One of our own is crowned Pure Fanny Of The Week.
We play a brand new game called Who Wants To Be A Pure On Air? (which bears no resemblance to an ITV game show of a similar name)
SPOLER ALERT! Intern Gary reviews Titanic. 
And how about Deep frying a Toblerone for Deep Fat Fryday? 
Plus Cecil turns physic and winds up a car garage on the Pure Wind Up. 

Airplane Suction And Accidental Castration

Should we change the time of the Robin Galloway breakfast Show?
Intern Gary - "Checks Safari" - haunted house edition.
Listener Tom plays our Valentines game Finger My Ring.
We Deep Fry Cadburys Roses,
And Robin calls a bed company because his Great Dane is stuck in his Ottoman.  

 

ASMR Roll Play and Pensioner Fish

Intern Gary shares his obsession for ASMR and Deep Fried Cadburys Mini-Rolls.
Listener Emma wins Pure Fanny Of The Week for assuming the Pensioner Fish Supper means the fish is 65 years old.
We give away Apprentice star Reece Donnelly's waistcoat.
And Old Mrs Galloway gets stuck on a trampoline.

Arse About Tit And Yorkie Puds

Intern Gary gets grilled by the listeners in a bid to secure a full time gig on the show.
Cecil calls a garage pretending to be a physic.
The team plumb the depths by asking for your favourite sandwich filling (No content that day)
And as we're all skint, we find out who's got Scotland's lowest bank balance.
 

Intern Gary and Neeps and Nips

Robin has learned he's going to prison!
Getting to know Intern Gary (podcast exclusive)
Alannah gets her neeps and titties out for Rabbie Burns.
Darvel is the greatest team the Dons has ever seen.
And Old Mrs Galloway calls Heinz about exploding soup croutons.

 

Farty listeners and well lubed aerosols

Another large helping of sweary Christmas songs. 
Listener John threatens Robin with colonic irrigation on the Pure Wind Up.
A listener farts down the phone and blames the windscreen wipers.
And the team interpret Paul McCartney's Pipes Of Peace.